burrgerking:

aaalyeska:

burrgerking:

perry-the-platypussyeater:

burrgerking:

knock knock

whos there

yoo

yoo who?

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(via sniffing)



dangerouspoetry:

dangerouspoetry:

my dad just came in and tossed this at me saying it “came with the paper”

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I’m nearly a 20 year old man

update:

I gave in

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her name is stephanie

(via teenscoolest)



cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via sk3l3t0n-s0ld13r)



lzayoi:

lzayoi:

Wtf im going to feed my dog a chicken nugget

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(via strangeparkings)



themrcreepypasta:

beary-it:

witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

Hallowmonth.

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(via sk3l3t0n-s0ld13r)



thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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(via heyfunniest)



foodchewer:

don’t disappoint your dogs

(via allteensrelate)