holymusicalbatman:

fall aka wearing the same pair of jeans everyday and seeing if anyone notices

(via parkingstrange)



squidyword:

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

(via breakinq)



weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via parkingstrange)



virginholes:

shaving ur v is really hard i don’t think us people with vaginas get enough credit for that

(Source: dumbegg, via anotherwillgrayson)



caramelfringe:

offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

(via parkingstrange)



obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via asvprock)



learning-2love-myself:

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